Ekund Sexit - They Rock!!!

Welcome to the OFFICIAL Ekund Sexit website. Here you will find out many great and wonderful things about the Danish Uber group, Ekund Sexit. If you have not heard of them before, where have you been? Ha ha. They have had many wonderful singles and albums. Their music can mainly be described as alternative rock, with hints of indie, mexican, and pop. I love Ekund Sexit very much, and they let me make this site!!! I am proud. Sometimes I like to imagine I am the 4th member of the group. Mmm...

FACTS!

The band were formed on 24th February 2002 in Stafford, England. It is a pretty place with much trees.
Their first hit, Dog Up A Tree, was totally made up! The words came from their imagination. (For sure? but it's so real!)
Dorgs Danglisson is the only actual musician in the group (No way! that's so false!)
Hans hopes one day to get a prosthetic hand. Until then we continues to use a barbie doll hand.
The band are signed to Fire Moth Music, but their label likes to forget this.
Johan is going to be releasing some solo material soon! Wow! I am so excited I may damper my trousers.

Photos!	Stuff about the band!
	Name: Dorgs Danglisson Position in group: Lead Guitarist Interesting facts: Contrary to press reports, Dorgs has full use of his legs. He's a funny lazy guy! He is a funny beard. I would like to own some of his beard someday. Dorgs likes to drink Jack Daniels. I found a Jack Daniels and drunk him. He hit me, but the taste of was not pleasant anyway. Maybe I make mistake.
	Name: Johan Position in group: Lead "Vocalist" Interesting facts: Johan's voice has not been altered in any way. He really sounds like that. Johan is not a natural blonde. I spoke to his legs and they confirmed it.
	Name: Hans Position in group: Lead Percussionist Interesting fact: Hans lost his left hand in a freak waffle incident. I have a piece of it I bought on Ebay. For five english pounds. A bizarre speech impediment means he can only sing the last word of sentences. I pray for him. Hans is not considering changing his name to Han, So don't ask him. It makes him shed tears.


This is the group posing for a photo after they released Dog Up A Tree. Hans had recently had the infamous waffle accident. Poor Hans. He is an unfortunate man.	This is the band after they released Naked Lady Ban. It is my favourite photo. Dorgs has some beer. Hans looks happier now. I have sat where they sit. It was warm.

Album: Uter Shite
	1. Dog Up a Tree - This was the band's first song. Johan wrote it with Hans. It is quite a dark song about a dog that gets stuck in a tree.
	2. Naked Lady Ban - When the band visited Stafford, England, they noticed there were no women. This depressed them. So they wrote another song,
	3. Cheeky Little Miss - There was this woman who lived in the same house as the guys. She was a bit of a psycho. And the band often imagined her naked.
	4. Dog Up A Tree (Funky Mr Lee Remix) - Before the band moved away from Stafford they remixed Dog Up A Tree and put some new backing music. It's funky!