Producer Marc Burrage: "Wow, this was a tough category this year. I'm really pleased with how everything worked out despite some last minute setbacks. I'd like to thank Jimmy and Brad for their hardwork in getting it all done so quickly. You're both beautiful people, but I don't sexually love you. I'd make a sequel but only Jimmy survived!"

"Woohoo!! I'm as giddy as an old lady - such a prestigious award for my debut feature! I'm immensely proud of this film and what we all achieved with no budget and a cast that was only two-thirds talented. I have every intention to get back behind the camera this year - a couple of projects are slowly gearing up and I reckon they're both gonna be pretty spectacular! Watch this space and thanks again!"

"Well, I just want to thank the whole crew.. I think I can name all of them - Marc, Brad,... myself... and the Directors Marc and Brad, and my family, and my rabbit, and my fiancée, all my fellow actors (Marc, Brad), the choreography department (Marc), everyone involved in this truly epic masterpiece. Also I'd like to thank all of my 0 fans for nominating me, and to the judges for picking the best man for the FUBAR. This one goes out to all of my fans, and stay true - keep nominating me for everything you can up until I'm 88 years old when I get a trailer for getting 17 FUBARs!! Thanks!

"What a prestigious honour. I would like to quote a famous proverb if I may, “It must be that the airplane's propeller serves only to cool the pilot off... Because if you make it stop, he sure starts to sweat. “. I’m not entirely sure how that relates to this award, but I feel I’ve made my point. Now, onto the thank you’s… Thanks to Marc for being a tolerant co-star, Bradley for directing this, err, film, Emirates Airways for flying me halfway around the world to shoot this, err, film, and of course everyone on the planet for voting for me. YOU GUYS ROCK!"

"Just a few words to thank you for your kind award, it means a lot to me and my family. I would like to thank the FUBAR people for making this all happen. Of course id like to thank my family for supporting me throughout and to friends for their constant motivation. Without which I wouldn’t be where I am today. Finally I have to thank Mr Burrage of course for his tireless devotion to the art of celluloid and his endeavours to get the things on screen that we all want to see, and lets hope he gets the Oscar that he richly deserves. I thank you from the bottom of my heart."

"I never ever get to play bad people, so I had a lot of anger behind this one just bursting to get out! It's amazing how easy it was to be mean when you get to shoot Bradley Barlow. I wanted to shoot him in the face but I guess you don't always get what you want. I'd name all the people who inspired me to be so evil but we'd be here a while."

And on... "i've got a fucking degree in performance and out of FOUR YEARS of films it's ME who is the worst actor above those clowns and schmucks?!?"