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Hello! Welcome to my site. My Name is Marc, and I love the uber band that is Revolution 74! woo! l33t! They are a great band from the Sussex that is West. Not East Sussex. They're lame.

You can go and visit them at www.revolution74.co.uk and tell them how much you love their wicked ways. For every person who does this, they've promised me a satchel of love. So please, I want more satchels.

Anyway, on with the Band! Here I shall introduce them:

	That is Jon. He is the lead singer. He also likes to play guitar and bash a tambourine. I think he also fathered many of the band, but i've yet to find any proof. He wrote "Too Fucking Lazy" when he first met me. This is a terrible lie, but it keeps me warm at night. He's the coolest member of the band, but that's only because he pays me to say that.
	That is Mr Rich. People call him Tucker because there is already another man called Rich (look below... there he is!). He works where I work, so if I want, I can stare at him all day long. He plays guitar with a violin bow which makes him on par with Jupiter, God of War. He also plays keyboards, but he likes to hide in the darkness. Like a shrew.
	That is Ben. He bashes drums with sticks to provide loud angry noise for the rest of the band to play along with. It is more technical than that but I am musically unskilled so I cannot describe it better. I often wonder what it would be like to watch the world from inside the big drum. His hair is made from the woven strands of eagle feathers. I find this a little strange, but he says it "fucking rocks", so I'm too scared to argue.
	That is Rich. Or The Stott. He is the true Rich of the band for reasons I am unaware of. He plays mean guitar. I don't know if this means he plays a regular guitar in a mean fashion, or if he bought a guitar from Hitler. Either way, he plays it. He also likes to show people his sex face while he plays. This is to show just how much the music means to him. His sweat has also provided relief to countries suffering drought.
	That is Paul. He plays the bass guitar. He doesn't like me because I once told Jon I liked him better than the rest. Sometimes when I am alone I think Paul is outside my window, waiting to gut me like a fish. But he isn't. Because Paul is a man of honour. His bass playing inspired Gandhi to free some people in a country that wasn't free. Or something.